Kitkatkid09
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Stop Workin’ Start Jerkin’ Sign


You had me at “stop workin’.”

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You had me at “stop workin’.”

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Parents Kissing While Holding Children Upside Down

Because “turn those frowns upside down” wasn’t working for the Christmas photo.

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Because “turn those frowns upside down” wasn’t working for the Christmas photo.

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“Photographer Yasuaki Segawa captured this incredible photograph of the Milky Way rising above the ocean, as seen from Taketomi Island, Japan.”
via Petapixel

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“Photographer Yasuaki Segawa captured this incredible photograph of the Milky Way rising above the ocean, as seen from Taketomi Island, Japan.”

via Petapixel

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Kid Stuck On Kitchen Drawer


His parents were kind enough unhook him. 3 days later.

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His parents were kind enough unhook him. 3 days later.

Dating, It’s Complicated: #123

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During a make-out session with my boyfriend, I (quite sweetly) uttered the line “you take my breath away”. He leaned in to kiss me again, and as we were doing so he literally sucked the air out of my lungs before exclaiming “That’s what it feels like to be a Dementor!”

The worst thing…his geekiness actually turned me on a bit

[Check out more of this week’s best Dating Stories]

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Toilet Paper Tragedy


Spare the square!
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Blind Guy Uses White Cane To Drive


The GPS really comes in handy.

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The GPS really comes in handy.

[The applause continues. I look up at Tiny Cooper.]
He may be heavy, but right now he floats.
Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan (thanks, itsalwaysbeenlikethis)
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Hello Kitty Sushi Rolls


So cute you’ll be puking up rainbows.

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So cute you’ll be puking up rainbows.